The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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