I'm really into asian looking animals
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
