Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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