i would punch a child for taco bell
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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