I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Green mimosas i think yes
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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