Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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