the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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