i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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