Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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