All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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