Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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