What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
