areolas are like halos for boobs.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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