I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
false alarm. still invincible.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
this is an emotional support booty call
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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