Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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