He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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