so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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