How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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