from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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