Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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