sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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