He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
True college students do jello shots in the library
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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