Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
