Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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