He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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