The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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