YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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