would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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