i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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