I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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