Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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