I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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