He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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