you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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