Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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