it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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