This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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