You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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