I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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