apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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