Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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