dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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