Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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