I'm really into asian looking animals
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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