All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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