But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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