OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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