people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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