she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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