well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize