you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Can I color on your dick again?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
