one might say we're banned from that church
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
ok first of all what the fuck
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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