I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I currently don't understand fingers.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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